小学生英语笑话故事【精品多篇】

小学生英语笑话故事 篇一

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, "It's my washcloth"。 Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your washcloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it"。

The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, I found your washcloth, the mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it and she is washing daddy's face with it."

英语笑话故事 篇二

Little Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,

小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，

he told me to give up my seat to a lady.”

他叫我让座给一位女士。”

“You've done the right thing,” says Mommy.

妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”

“But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.”

“但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

英语笑话故事 篇三

After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.

我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的`林荫大过引以为荣。他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩，连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们，我问他们对旅途的感受。

What a boring drive，“my father replied.”Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees.“

我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一进入密西根，除了树什么都没有。”

英语笑话故事 篇四

A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.

有个旅行者在穿越南达科这州时，在一家肤血站献了血。献血后他坐在一张小床上休息。这时，他见到另一个人前来献血。那个人看起来好像是美国的本土人。这个旅行家于是就和他攀谈起来。“你是不是住在路那边的苏族印地安人保护区？”

The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?”

“没错儿。”那人回答。

“Yes，”the man replied.

“你是百分之百血统的苏族印地安人吗？”

“Are you a full-blooded Sioux?”

“噢，不能完全这么说？。 “那人说:“我现在就缺少了一品脱的血。”

”Well，actually，no，“said the man. ”Right now I'm a pint low. “

英语笑话故事 篇五

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs: ”I pray for a bicycle. I pray for a new toy.“

两个小男孩在祖父母家过夜。睡觉的时候，两个小男孩跪在床边开始祈祷，这时小一些的孩子扯开嗓子大声喊道：“我祈求得到一辆自行车。我祈求有一个新玩具。”

His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, ”Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.“

他的哥哥靠过来，用肘轻碰他说：“你为什么这么大声喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”

To which the little brother replied, ”No, but Grandma is!"

弟弟回答说：“是的，但是奶奶听不到呀！”